I forgive you Mike for treating me like shit when around that dickhead.
I forgive you mum for making me a neurotic bitch.
I forgive you England for my stiff neck in the winter, and sometimes in the summer.
i forgive you brazilian men (and myself) for making me lose trust in relationships (I trust now, again).
I forgive you Londoners for not knowing how to make proper food.
I forgive you squaters for moaning all the time.
I forgive you silverlink trains cos I depend on you, shit.
I forgive you London cafes for not knowing how to make coffee.
I forgive you Rocco Siffredi for being retired now.
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.