Tuesday, 23 October 2007

North American Union - Part II

North American Union, the price of everything in London, winter is coming, but I don't care. I'm happy, amazed, wondering, wandering through this melting pot of a city, laughing quietly at the loyal Indians that, despite the chilly evening, stroll around in sandals and thin saris. Yeah man. They really stick to it. No "life is a river" kind of babble for them.

I think this mood I'm in is partly because I don't read the papers anymore. Ordered The New Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain by Betty Edwards and Java for Dummies and now I wake up and rush to the front door to see if I can soon start being a drawing geek. I'm gonna draw and program until the S.W.A.T. storm in through the window (cool!) requesting an accurate list of previous residencies. I can't remember!! For fuck sake!

They will go through my stuff for evidence to find a pile of weird shit, and amongst it all, my most recent favourite: Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics. They will yell "weirdo!" and I'll yell "sheep!" and they will jump out of the window into a wicked army green helicopter and fly away. I'll stare at their bums and think "nice outfit".

If that's not the sort of thing you add after "North American Union", I would say you're heading the wrong way.

Let us make them obsolete.


Indigobusiness said...


Paulette said...

Your most enlightened comment.

Indigobusiness said...

I'm enlightened enough to know when I've been insulted.

twit said...

Chill, kiddo, you only posted it yesterday.

Sometimes I like to mull stuff over..

Is that ok?

Maybe you should call that lawyer anyway¦:¬รพ

Paulette said...

You've been insulted? I didnt even know you posted about it.

I have a different opinion and it was never a problem for you. Very sad ending.

Indigobusiness said...

Just goes to show the true depth of my enlightenment.

Don't be sad, it always occurs to me I could be wrong...and often am.

Think I'll keep my comments to two letters, or less.

My mistake.

twit said...

Good to know I'm still relevant, anyway.


Indigobusiness said...

Given my raging pain-in-the ass sense of humor, you'd think I'd know how to take a joke.

Too bad I went and stepped on this post, the painting cats are a trip.

twit said...

Granted - it is a fairly good piece of satire, based on what the little madam thinks she knows about other folk (I can't think of anyone in-particular though.. lol).

But me being completely ignored doesn't really back-up the idea of any light-hearted motivation being at work..

Think on, jokers.


Zoro said...

Was that Twit I just saw?

La Sirena said...

I miss you, weirdo. Write soon.

tui said...

Awesome post.

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